boys and girls

this is one of the funniest 'best friend ditching you for her boyfriend stories' yet.
ME: what are you doing this weekend?
WORKMATE: well, i was supposed to go out with my friend. but then she said if i would like to go bowling with her and her boyfriend. So i asked who else was coming because there was no friggin' way i was going to go and be in the middle of all their kissing. i tell her that and she says that i have to come because otherwise he wants to take her to a hotel room. That's sooooo weird so i say alright i'll come but can i bring a friend? But she says that I can't bring the friend that i want to bring because her boyfriend doesn't like her. So i get really mad at her and i slammed down the phone right? So she calls me back after me being mad at her and she says that she's invited some people so I won't be alone but the only ones who want to come are my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend. So I'm like SUPER pissed now because i definitely don't want to be in the middle of two couple kissing and stuff.
So i don't think i'm going to do anything this weekend...what are you laughing at?