Thursday, August 03, 2006

So it's more like the Oscars than the Emmys?

tonight at work i was in SUCH a good mood (I'm normally like a depressed Naomi Campbell) and i almost agreed to doing something very stupid: going to to the work awards presentation ceremony. I thought it might be ok considering i only have a few shifts left and what can they do if i act like a complete dick? Fire me? Well I've already quit. Besides i thought it might be like a Gala with balloons and streamers and music and food.
Apparently, its like the horrible part of a school assembly when they read out the names of the students who have received some badge or other. What's worse is when you aren't one of those students (or stores this season) to receive an award so its just a big waste of your time.
Apparently you all sit in rows, not tables.
Apparently there is only food when you walk in.
Apparently people all wear the clothes from the company which is bad for me because i don't own anything from work.
And Apparently we all HAVE TO GO because we are a new team! It feels like the Olympics but i know i've already lost.
Of course i think i sort of agreed to coming (well i have yet to make an excuse as to why I'm not) because i went to work under the influence. I guess this is why they prefer their staff members sober.

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