This is your captain speaking...

could the girls in row 55 shut the FUCK up!?!

it's a 20 hour flight mainly during day time so we've planned a little something to keep ourselves occupied:

• Britt will read Paris Hilton's book and Madd will read Nicole Richie's. Then we might trade.
• We will watch Jindabyne and Over the hedge and that other one
• take photos of each other snoozing
• Madd will play solitaire for 6 hours and Britt will watch
• We will listen to some top tunes by Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff
• In our down time britt will think about Hello Kitty and boys. I'm not sure what Maddissonn will think about.
• Madd wants to read, but Britt will try her best to have a chat with her.
• We will eat SOOO SOOO much and laugh SOOO SOOO much. And then we will feel sick "oh man, i feel siiiick..."
• We will endeavour to remember all the people that we have left behind and decide who shall receive gifts.

i think that's almost 20 hours worth of things. if not then we will have to be creative in our seats. besides, im sure that the crying and snotting might take a while.

i seriously feel very sorry for the person sitting next to us.