i think i maxed out the photo thing!

but im cunning like Paris Hilton so ive figured out a way to out more on. except there is one that is HILARIOUS of me putting my bra on under the covers because luci was in the room as well. Ive been so used to being in my own room i was like what the hell do i do?! but here are some that are equally interesting!

from the top of the empire state building. nothing witty to say about this one. you probably think that the other things that i said werent that witty either.

I'm a crackwhore too. no dirty thoughts please.

here's maddisson with a HUGEMUNGUS! pizza. what a crackwhore.

smile!

us at NEW PALTZ. we thought that we would go have a relaxing sit by the pond and write in our journals. but it actually turned out to be actually quite awkward because of the bullants and the slight hill.

maddissonn's really branching out. she has nail care too!

north wall of the empire state. go see it. maddbritts 2006!

after two days...we had this much stuff

at lax. we were unaware that this is when the whole bags thing was happening.

luci outside the apple store. obviously not that impressed.

this is us on top of the empire state building. i know that it looks like we could've actually taken it from anywhere on the ground but we were actually on the 86th floor.

ONE job

well actually QANTAS had two jobs: to fly us over here and it keep our luggage safe. but no, no luggage arrived when we did. well one did - and that was all my winter stuff and blankets. brillo. so we made like 50 thousand calls to british airways, to QANTAS and to united airlines in australia, LA and NYC and no one could help us. finally there was a woman called lydia who called us back (that's amazing) and said that she had our luggage at JFK and that she was going to express them over right then. by this time is was tuesday morning. so we went out and did our shopping and had fun without being stressed because we knew that the luggage was coming.
we got home and the lady we were staying with said "no girls, the luggage hasnt come because the truck broke down on the way and they were worried that you might leave before they got here so when the truck got fixed they went back to JFK." brillo again.

i guess it was a little tiny blessing in disguise because it meant that we didnt have to lug around this HUGE bag to and forth JFK.
this isnt even a very interesting story anymore because my brain is shot and i've just thought about it sooo much. but you all need to know that BA sucks! it sucks your will to live.
If its not super...it sucks.

MADDBRITTS HIT NEW YORK

my mind is going mental!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
theres toooooo much to write! toooo much and im tooo tired because i havent been sleeping very much and i cant type because im having coffee withdrawal ( i aint drinking the stuff here) and therees no alcohol here for me which i guess serves me right for not being completely sober for the two weeks before i left and there are no people here yet because the freshman havent come but some soririty girls just walked past! AGHRHGHGHGH i want to be a sorority girl!

favourite places: GAP, NYC, bed bath and beyond. actually not so bband beyond its just because i need stuff from there at the moment.
everything isHUGE! and super. super awesome. everything is super awesome ok? ok.
heres the cheer:
HEY
HEY YOU
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
YOU'VE GOT TO ROLL WITH THE ORANGE
AND JAM WITH THE BLUE!
yeah....how cool is that? we're trying to come up with one for UTS but can't actually think of anything because uts is just not that cool.

funny quotes:

orientation lady: there will be a party here this weekend with alcohol free drinks.
US: WOW!!!! free alcohol!
orientation lady: no...not free alcohol, alcohol FREE.

health guy: ok so sleep deprivation is a very important fact. a lot of students suffer from it and when you get it your memory weakens and the memory beds won't register anything. So, always have some sleep and dont think that you can concentrate in class if you dont. he should've stopped here, but he kept going. So, like after a party or something you will be tired and sleep deprived. ok shutup now. Or maybe if you have too much homework you might not sleep for a while and that may also cause sleep deprivation. by then i was asleep so it was fine.

lady in NYC coming out of the Apple store: MAANNNNN! its high tech in there.

Are you over 5 and can't stand old people?

the other day i used a public bench. I never use public benches because there is normally other public on it but i had to put a present in a bag so i stopped briefly to sort myself out AND this old woman with one of those shopping carts pushed me out of the way. She snuck up behind me and tapped me on the shoulder but before i could turn around she pushed me and sat down on the bench. then this other old lady on the bench shared one of those evil 'Young People' smiles with her. I was like WTF?
Then to top it off, my Grandmother told me not to worry about being fat.

It's a little bit gross...

but i went and picked him out.
felt like a hobbo.

It's like Joey's HUGGSY

the one that he wouldnt give Emma, you know, because it was too good to sleep with? And then Rachel was like "JOEY! she's a baby! give her the goddamn penguin!"
we all thought that it was funny on FRIENDS, but quite frankly its not that funny anymore.
WALDO was my teddy bear that i slept with for oh...13? 14 years. the other day i aired my blankets and my pillows and I thought 'no, i wont take waldo out because i bird might shit on him' but i did anyway because my mum is always saying how smelly he is. So i thought that this might be good.
I come home that day and the bedding has been taken in and put back on my bed. I ignored this until it's bed time when i find that Waldo is missing. I ask my mum and she says that she hasn't touched him. he wasnt outside, he wasnt mixed up in the blankets and that's when i knew that he had been thrown out.
This morning i looked in the bin and there he was, not even in a little baggy, just lying there face down with food scraps on him. i was like ARGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I couldn't pick him back out (although i stood there for 10 minutes seriously thinking about it) and I wouldn't have been able to wash him because he's so old he would've fallen apart.
I dont even have a photo for this post so i had to go online and find a picture of any teddy bear. Freakishly, i came across one that looks exactly like him. But Waldo was prettier and had a red mouth which was ripped and a chipped nose which happened because i threw him against the wall one day. OH THE MEMORIES!

Why don't they tell you this before you have a baby?

did anyone else know that if you kiss a baby a lot it starts to cry a lot?

I might need a plan B just in case...

QANTAS have no reason to upgrade maddissonn and i because I'm pretty sure its a packed flight and its not like it's our birthday or anniversary or honeymoon. So i thought that this might do the trick.
If i look fancy they'll have to take me seriously when i say in my posh english accent
"Any chance of an upgrade?"

besides, i think that it will look nice with my trackies and my pink sneakers.

This is your captain speaking...

could the girls in row 55 shut the FUCK up!?!

it's a 20 hour flight mainly during day time so we've planned a little something to keep ourselves occupied:

• Britt will read Paris Hilton's book and Madd will read Nicole Richie's. Then we might trade.
• We will watch Jindabyne and Over the hedge and that other one
• take photos of each other snoozing
• Madd will play solitaire for 6 hours and Britt will watch
• We will listen to some top tunes by Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff
• In our down time britt will think about Hello Kitty and boys. I'm not sure what Maddissonn will think about.
• Madd wants to read, but Britt will try her best to have a chat with her.
• We will eat SOOO SOOO much and laugh SOOO SOOO much. And then we will feel sick "oh man, i feel siiiick..."
• We will endeavour to remember all the people that we have left behind and decide who shall receive gifts.

i think that's almost 20 hours worth of things. if not then we will have to be creative in our seats. besides, im sure that the crying and snotting might take a while.

i seriously feel very sorry for the person sitting next to us.