It's like Joey's HUGGSY

the one that he wouldnt give Emma, you know, because it was too good to sleep with? And then Rachel was like "JOEY! she's a baby! give her the goddamn penguin!"
we all thought that it was funny on FRIENDS, but quite frankly its not that funny anymore.
WALDO was my teddy bear that i slept with for oh...13? 14 years. the other day i aired my blankets and my pillows and I thought 'no, i wont take waldo out because i bird might shit on him' but i did anyway because my mum is always saying how smelly he is. So i thought that this might be good.
I come home that day and the bedding has been taken in and put back on my bed. I ignored this until it's bed time when i find that Waldo is missing. I ask my mum and she says that she hasn't touched him. he wasnt outside, he wasnt mixed up in the blankets and that's when i knew that he had been thrown out.
This morning i looked in the bin and there he was, not even in a little baggy, just lying there face down with food scraps on him. i was like ARGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I couldn't pick him back out (although i stood there for 10 minutes seriously thinking about it) and I wouldn't have been able to wash him because he's so old he would've fallen apart.
I dont even have a photo for this post so i had to go online and find a picture of any teddy bear. Freakishly, i came across one that looks exactly like him. But Waldo was prettier and had a red mouth which was ripped and a chipped nose which happened because i threw him against the wall one day. OH THE MEMORIES!