There is no god

Us singletons have discussed and discussed.
Bashed and beaten
Talked and bitched
sighed and cried (ok maybe not cried. that's a bit dramatic)
about HOW this is happening to us.

The conclusion is that there were two places: work and uni.
I do not work at a place that supplies sufficient work not to mention anything else and most friends in retail are surrounded by even more bitter managers.
Uni is this massive GAY desert.

And so I have discovered a new place: church (do not join for the wrong reasons). All people I have relied to on to be forever single have all of a sudden gotten very involved in church related activities and now all I hear is "the other day, i told him i loved him and he told me he loved me."
This amazes me as it happens to people across the whole friendship deck. People from high school go to church, people from work go to church, people from uni go to church, people I randomly meet at the Priceline checkout GO TO CHURCH!
I am happy for them, but I am not happy for me. I can't join a church!

Although, on the upside, I found some old Buddha jades in my jewelery that I'm going to start wearing. HOTT

I'm not Buddhist either. I'm soo screwed.