Wednesday, May 16, 2007

I've never felt more alone in my life

the other day i read my toilet paper and it said:

Down by the sea the
clouds shone through the
sun as i strolled
along this naughty shell

and then there was a picture of a shell which looked quite un-naughty to me.

I just wanted to call someone in and say 'what does this mean?' but of course I couldn't and for the next 30 seconds I was the most confused and alone that I've ever been.
OBVIOUSLY I'm ok now, but you know...it's still creepy.

UPDATE 19th May:
i finally took the picture of the naughty shell on my toilet paper.
See? why is that naughty? if i had a giant shell i would wrap myself in other little shells, perm my hair and lie on top it all day long too.




10 comments:

Anonymous said...

dear, like, my comment,

...do you, like, buy your toilet paper from the Emo store?????

Unknown said...

hahahahah... emo... like emos use toilet paper...

Anonymous said...

when i say 'read' i mean 'not read' and when i say 'toilet paper' i mean 'culture and poetics subject reader.'


and eww

Anonymous said...

OK. I think I speak for everyone when I say that you need to show us the photo of the naughty shell...

Anonymous said...

dear, like, my comment,

AGREED!

Anonymous said...

i just went to the toilet to get the paper and it's not there! theres a new roll...
im just as upset as you are because now i'll have to rely on actual books for my reading material

Unknown said...

Then DRAW IT!

Anonymous said...

take the pressure down
(coz i can feel it
it's rising like a storm
take all the wheels
and turn them around)
TAKE THE PRESSURE DOWNNNN!

Anonymous said...

I don't get it. So many things I don't get in that post! So your paper said that? But the photo isn't of the paper?

Anonymous said...

yeah my toilet paper said that.
and then if you read the comments i also said that the toilet paper ran out so i couldnt get a pic.
so i was asked to draw it
but instead i thought i would be facetious and get some random picture of a 'naughty shell'.

it's not that hard to get.