Down by the sea the
clouds shone through the
sun as i strolled
along this naughty shell
and then there was a picture of a shell which looked quite un-naughty to me.
I just wanted to call someone in and say 'what does this mean?' but of course I couldn't and for the next 30 seconds I was the most confused and alone that I've ever been.
OBVIOUSLY I'm ok now, but you know...it's still creepy.
UPDATE 19th May:
i finally took the picture of the naughty shell on my toilet paper.
See? why is that naughty? if i had a giant shell i would wrap myself in other little shells, perm my hair and lie on top it all day long too.

10 comments:
dear, like, my comment,
...do you, like, buy your toilet paper from the Emo store?????
hahahahah... emo... like emos use toilet paper...
when i say 'read' i mean 'not read' and when i say 'toilet paper' i mean 'culture and poetics subject reader.'
and eww
OK. I think I speak for everyone when I say that you need to show us the photo of the naughty shell...
dear, like, my comment,
AGREED!
i just went to the toilet to get the paper and it's not there! theres a new roll...
im just as upset as you are because now i'll have to rely on actual books for my reading material
Then DRAW IT!
take the pressure down
(coz i can feel it
it's rising like a storm
take all the wheels
and turn them around)
TAKE THE PRESSURE DOWNNNN!
I don't get it. So many things I don't get in that post! So your paper said that? But the photo isn't of the paper?
yeah my toilet paper said that.
and then if you read the comments i also said that the toilet paper ran out so i couldnt get a pic.
so i was asked to draw it
but instead i thought i would be facetious and get some random picture of a 'naughty shell'.
it's not that hard to get.
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