Monday, September 25, 2006

i like shiny things...no wait, make that 'i like things'


the signature asleep and drinking something at the New Paltz bus stop photo. loves it.

Saturday 8am: Left the Braxton Hotel to go to the White House and there was ONE protestor there. Seems like everyone takes weekends off. Then we saw all the washington monuments, the korean war memorial, the second world war memorial (which we didnt get a mention in!), the Smithsonian Air and Space Museum, the Holocaust Museum and Capitol Hill. It was around 2pm by then and we decided that we should start our own Washington Tour Company because, lets face it - it doesnt get any faster or more cultural than that.
Its funny to think that the president of the united states of america (obviously not important enough for me to hit the shift key so the words can be in capitals) might have been just behind us checking his emails and having a bagel with cream cheese.



these photos were taken at the end of the day (why did i say that? its just bloody obvious) but because we had so much fun, we went back and took awesome happy snaps of the cool lights. Then we walked back to the hotel singing some Bryan Adams, Jessica Simpson, Nick Lachey, Summer Rain and the Simple Life Song. That's hot.
also, there are heaps of squirrels and stuff running around the street which we've gotten used to but that night we saw a rat. like a real rat. I've never seen a rat before and we both just stood in the middle of the street and screamed.
SIMPLE LIFE LOVERS: the place where Paris and Nicole did one of their internships (with butt and nipple readings).
The BEST sohocho (soy hot chocolate) that i've had in america. the barister Andree something at the washington starbucks near the national mall. and you cant see but im wearing my 'very sexy' tank from the best victoria's secrets on 34th street in NYC.

we thought this was air force one until we realised that airforce one is a plane not a chopper. good old harrison ford movies.
A well deserved rest at the end of the day at Sharper Image in Georgetown Washington. Totally taken to taking advantage of samples in stores as we always go into Sephora and use their Shisheido face wipes and Pout lip glosses.
stopped in NYC on the way back and went to the world trade centre. i wanted to smile but then i thought the better of it and so now i look like a moron. plus we had all of our luggage so we weren't happy campers by this stage anyway.

This is the Toys are Us with the ferris wheel inside. This is the Toys R Us with the Jurassic Park Dinosaur in it. This is the Toys R us with make your own toys. This is also the Toys R Us where I left my camera on top of a PSP and forgot about it ( i knew there was a reason why i hated those things) .

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

best supporting role goes to...

almonds.
almonds bloody everywhere
almonds in your shower
almonds in your bed
almonds in your boy leg G's
almonds in your head

almonds on the slippery bridge
almonds on the muddy street
almonds on the mountain tops
almonds on the turkey meat

almonds almonds almonds almonds
almonds almonds almonds almonds
what a funny word
almonds bloody everywhere

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

it's been a long wait

Confessions of a Broken Heart by MaddBritts
(sung to the tune of Lindsay's lohan's Confessions of a broken heart)

I wait for the milkman to bring me some cereal
and i wait for socks and sandals to say something funny
and i carry the weight of the world on my shoulders
international crisis that only gets harder

why'd we have to go?
why'd we have to go?
why'd we have to go?

Brittanneyy to Maddissonn, Brittanneyy to Maddissonn
I am tired but i am hoping
Silly to Billy, Silly to Billy
I am longing, a part of me's dying
to be home, these are
the confessions of a broken heart

I sleep with my teddy to make me feel better
and i dream of the city life
the one i remember
we're all alone trying to express
how restless we're growing in the middle of this mess

So why'd we have to go?
why'd we have to go?
why'd we have to go?

Luci to Anna, Luci to Anna
I already know you, I'm so glad that I do
Luci to Anna, Luci to Anna
Did you ever think, that it would be like this?!
Cause these are, these are
the confessions of a broken heart

I want to
I deserve to
I have to
I.....
I need to!

Threewei to Sharon, Threewei to Sharon
Feels like I'm dreaming, I hope that I'm dreaming
Threewei to Sharon, Threewei to Sharon
Help me get through
Do you understand me?
I am super angsty!!!!
these are
the confessions
of a Broken Heart

ohhh...yeah

I wait for tomorrow to take me close to home




on a good day



DID YOU KNOW?
- the iris of your eye is actually muscle. So if you have light blue eyes, you have light blue muscles.
- your fingers and your toes are interchangable on your body. So, if you lose a finger you can just replace it with a toe.

Monday, September 18, 2006

so i didnt get so good on the exam

but im gonna make fun of general psyche anyway. here's what i heard today
"i dont know what that is like since I'm not a tick."
"i'm not a bee."

And our favs
"everytime you feel the underwear press on your body..."
"Whether you feel a kiss or a pinch."
so despite everything that is not kinky about this woman, we feel that she is some sort of s and m/dominatrix in the bedroom.

yes we have too much time on our hands, but you know, thats the first thing i think about when i meet any new person.

Sunday, September 17, 2006

We're so proud of you say we're so PROUD of you!

that's what they chant at SPIRIT DAY when a hall finishes their lip sync act. It's soo sweet im going to say that when i get back to australia. can you imagine? Someone manages to push the correct button that makes the tape recorder camera thing start
Anna: WE'RE SO PROUD OF YOU! SAY WE'RE SO PROUD OF YOU!


it was good...but i dont agree

went to the movies (for the third time this week) and saw the black dahlia. its so crap that i cant be bothered checking if that's how it's spelt.
the plot wasn't mysterious, thrilling or chilling but there was a man sitting behind us who was. Actually, wasn't sure if it was a man or an elephant for a while but then there was a lesbian sex scene and we heard his belt unbuckle.
Even then it was 50/50.
Imagine 2 hours and 9 minutes of snotty breathing. As Ja'mie (from we can be heroes) says "I'm sorry, but you just sound really fat!'

I had to make myself feel better with my new mascara* and a bit of old school Mariah Carey.


* Maybelline New York XXL for $3.99. Don't you feel good already?

Friday, September 15, 2006

yeah...actually, tests are hard here.

but i cant exactly figure out why...
PLUS i want my things to be clean, but i can't be bothered cleaning.
AND im really regretting getting that 'billy' tattoo. I don't even like Billy anymore.
FURTHERMORE after two bottles of Revlon Colour Silk, only my roots have turned medium auburn. That's not what i bargained for. i want my money back.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

goodnight silly goodnight billy

...wait, who's billy again?
we found a sneaky way to become inhibriated (like i am now). that didnt make sense.
and then we went to town and i got this tattoo on my lower back. its crazy - in australia they usually check that you arent drunk or doped up, but here...no worries baby.


RANDOM TIDBIT
ME: you know you're actually really skinny, I look at you and I think that you're bigger than you are but then you really look and you're really skinny.

Monday, September 11, 2006

putting things in the too hard basket


Miss Giavanni Italiani, I can't understand what the tape is saying...it seems to be in another language.


General Psyche:
"of course there are no neurons that are as big as the ones projected on the powerpoint unless you're some kind of incredible monster."