went to the movies (for the third time this week) and saw the black dahlia. its so crap that i cant be bothered checking if that's how it's spelt.
the plot wasn't mysterious, thrilling or chilling but there was a man sitting behind us who was. Actually, wasn't sure if it was a man or an elephant for a while but then there was a lesbian sex scene and we heard his belt unbuckle.
Even then it was 50/50.
Imagine 2 hours and 9 minutes of snotty breathing. As Ja'mie (from we can be heroes) says "I'm sorry, but you just sound really fat!'
I had to make myself feel better with my new mascara* and a bit of old school Mariah Carey.
* Maybelline New York XXL for $3.99. Don't you feel good already?
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