You don't know how to use the TOASTER??!!!

A workmate said to that me the other day. I quickly corrected her and said that I don't know how to use the COFFEE MACHINE because it's new and has more than an on/off button. 

But it's true, I couldn't cook to save my life. I feel bad for my unborn children (another reason for B.C).

I have however, just discovered the best treat: apples slices and peanut butter. 

mmmm delish!