Thursday, June 21, 2007

Tiffs and Jifs

A lady from my friend's work recently resigned as did a lady from mine. While her lady received round brilliant diamond earings from Tiffanys valued at $4000 ( I was trying to find the actual picture when I got blinded by this one. Isn't it beautiful!?!')
mine received some Jif and kinky gloves because 'it's sooo great when you clean! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA'

and to that I say NO. NO NO NO NO NO.
My friend Sue (self proclaimed THRIFT MAXIMUS) and I discussed the situation and decided that it's not funny when you point out the fact that the rest of you are lazy turds and can't clean up after yourselves even though you're grown people.
It's not nice when I've given my life to this company and my gift is something that I can afford with 5 minutes worth of pay.
And it's definitely not like I'm shallow and live for diamonds that come in an instantly recognisable pale blue box (because I will take any diamond that you can throw vaguely in my direction).

oh wait, this didn't actually happen to me. But still, SPLURGE PEOPLE!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jif and rubber gloves, honestly?! If I was the woman I would laugh and go, "No, no seriously, where's the real present?"

GUESS WHAT? I took your advice and bought stockings at 30 per cent off at the Myer sale ... wheee!

A said...

ooh i went and bought the leona edmiston ones in blue because myer are doing 30% off ALL stockings now. like, what the hell was that other sale about then?