This morning the house was empty except for my grandma who popped her head into my room to say that she was going to wash her hair. I thought 'ok, whatever...don't tell me.'
Then after she finished she said
"anna, come here. I have something to tell you."
You have no idea how many terrible things ran through my head. I thought she was going to tell me she was dying. Or that my grandad was dying. Or SOMEONE was dying.
Either that, or she and I were going to talk have one of those talks where she tells me to do good with my life (she's leaving in a month so it's time to get sentimental, or nice at least).
So I said "oh ok. What is it?"
And she said "It's very important. I need to know something. I feel like eating McDonalds today and I want their fish burger but I don't know how to say that in English."
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Of course I offered to buy them for her so she wouldn't have to go to the trouble of learning another language and she said 'oh really? you'll buy them for me? ok then, I want two.'
2 comments:
dear, like, my comment,
OMG i looooove it!!!
LOL
have you thought though....maybe YOUR the fish burger....so maybe she doesn't, like, know how to say you in English!
...ooooh deep!
hilarous, I love it! Sounds exactly like what my own grandma would say.
Let's go back for turkish delight not next Sunday ... I will be stuck at home doing TVPC assignment, boo *sniffle*. But what about we do that when we go out on the tues after Week 14? who says we can't Cafe Nine AND turkish delight?
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