I got my obligatory birthday letter from the gym again and i was like 'oh fucking great' so my friends can't splurge 50c on a letter, but the gym (which i barely visit anymore) can.
Anyway, positivity aside, I opened to letter expecting the same 'get a free powerade the next time you visit' and instead i got:
- a free photo sessions with 'starshots' (in bankstown, but it's ok, i'll go during the daylight) worth $173.
- $200 voucher to purchase these shots of me looking like a star.
- 2 guest passes to the gym valid for 10 days
- and that free bottle of Powerade.
this is almost as good as that time i opened those nanna's apple pies and found that there was 13 in the packet instead of 12.
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