baby food smells gross
but dog food smells heaps good
I tried some baby food the other day. Heinz beef, carrots and peas (or something) all smushed together in a little glass jar. To get the full effect I even ate it from Tony's little rubber spoon but my ass was too big to fit in the high chair.
I can't describe it other than it was in my mouth but not all at the same time. For those 5 seconds I didn't know what the hell was going on with my tastebuds. I wanted the pureed meat off those little suckers and out of the nostrils.
Then Tony started to cry so I returned his spoon and my mum started to feed him again.
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dear, like, my comment,
it would seem that,
HEINZ BEEF CARROT AND PEAS BABY FOOD WAS A BAD CHOICE!
where did you get your baby food from? the toilet store?!
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