Mary and I had some sex on the beach

call me ok mary?

Speaking of...

http://www.veganessentials.com/catalog/glyde-vegan-condoms.htm

I was made of aware of these the other night. And apparently there's a whole chain - you know, pleather instead of leather.

I just think that it's a little ironic, if you know what i mean...

Is it just me or are Birthday parties no longer as traditional as i remember them?

instead of presents, friendly chatter, cake and possibly some clowns you have:

Driving around a cemetary
"is that the entrance to the Golf club?"
"no, that's the entrance to the cemetary though!"

playing hide and seek on a golf course at midnight

playing buddy tag (with someone smoking a cigarette) on a golf course at midnight. Although i did this in heels, it was still fun because my friend and I won without any athletic ability.
"We aren't playing anymore because the party is over! We're driving home so if you want a lift COME OUT NOW!.........TAG!"

Having what has been deemed as THE sex with some chocolate desert.

Almost buying some hard Rock Cafe condoms.
and
Eating at a place where the wait staff throw chairs.

So, I'm wondering, they still let 20 year olds have birthday's at maccas right?

BRING IT ON!

did anyone know that there was a bring it on 3? Bring it on All or Nothing (III) sounds much more promising than Bring it on Again (II) which looked like it was made for $2. This new one has Rihanna and i think Beyonce's sister. If that's not star power I don't know what is! best of all, the lead character's name is Britney!

29.06.06

It's a bit like Human Nature, you aren't australian unless you have some story about how you met them or know someone who is related to one of them.
Superman Returns is the new thing - everyone has worked on it somehow. My contribution was crowd control. I wasn't expecting mobs of people because not many people knew about it, but i certainly wasn't expecting to repeat these phrases all day either:

" No you cannot go through to Krispy Kreams, they are shooting a film here!"

"No, people are not actually going to scale the buildings or fly through the air."

and my personal favourite

"No, Nicholas Cage is not on set. Why not? beause he's not in the film!"

SUPER upset

that i'm going to miss the Westlife tour in australia!
AND! what's even worse is that they have a good support act - Young Divas. Are they are band now? because separatly they're all shit but together, they're good. I mean, even the Backstreet Boys didn't get a good support act.
Seriously, im really really upset.

CELEBRITY SITING

#1
My dad claims to have met Andie Mcdowell while he was in Shang Hai.
Dad: Hey, you know that woman who was in that film with hugh grant?
Me: yes?
Dad: what's her name?
Me: which film?
Dad: the one that had 6 weddings.
Me: ok ( i dont bother correcting anymore)
dad: that one! i saw her in shang hai! i was having coffee with a friend and i saw her there! But i've forgotten her name because she's not that pretty.
i agree, a bit butch for my liking but that's hardly a reason to forget a girl's name.

#2
having lunch the other day and i swear to god that i saw Chris Martin from Coldplay. He wasn't with Gwyneth or Apple or Moses. But then again, it's not like they're a chain gang.
He didn't have an accent either but then again it was loud and i couldnt hear properly.
Also he wasnt really wearing Chris Martin type clothes, but then again what the hell are Chris Martin type clothes?
But i swear it was him!

Don't you hate it when a whole bunch of people stop liking you at the same time?

I met a guy on a film earlier this year and i think that he and i were the only ones with our heads screwed on right. Anyway, i dropped out due to 'other obligations' and he stayed on.
i kept in touch with him asking when the shoot would actually take place as there was meant to be a little travel involved.
I didnt speak to him for a few weeks and i assumed that he was away shooting.

The other night i asked how it's going and he told me that he had been dropped. Like dropped dropped. Like dropped how you would drop a boyfriend dropped! He said that they stopped returning his calls or his emails and did not inform him of shooting dates. He read in the paper that the film had actually been made and it's going to get an international release in November.

Talk about being CUT.

FOREVER YOUNG

Remember when you were really young and there was still hope that you were an adopted child and that your family wasn’t really yours and that you were actually a princess somewhere? Yes? Yes.

Then you grew up a little and it was like ‘well ok, im just going to have this fantastic job and a lots of money and a great car the cutest puppy ever!’

Now its like ‘So Brandine, you want to share a trailer when we get older because I doubt that I’m going to be able to pay for one myself.’

First time

Upstairs on the seedy outside couches of the abercrombie hotel under some questionable fairy lights. June 13th 2006 was the first time that:
- I saw maddissonn truly eat some macdonalds. However, she ate a mcChicken without the lettuce or the mayo which I feel is just pussy.
- I saw a girl eat FIVE cheeseburgers. Whats more impressive is that she did it faster than I ate my ONE mcChicken.
- I got a lift home from donna in HER car!
- I beat daren in skulling. And I did it through a straw. Mwahahahahaha!

Great d and m girls. Let’s do it another time…at sizzler dash st george leagues club.

MARIAH or JESSICA?

who cares?

Dear Diarry,

Today I met Pinky Beecroft and he signed my Cd! It's going right next to my Backstreet Boys picture booklet thing from when they toured here.
This calls for a packet of shapes and a bottle of baileys.

Um...

or should i say YUM! Did anyone else know that these are back?
I saw this petite little Asian woman coming out of Broadway in her business suit, designer handbag and oversized sunnies eating a packet of Ruffles which she had obviously ripped into after just buying them from Coles. Nice to know that she has her priorities right - food, fashion and then looking like an idiot.
* Don't read the right side. Just jabbering on about this that you don't need to know.

I would say...6 out of 10 for today

administered and insured... and now ready to get sick overseas if need be. Great pre-departure workshop but we only stayed for half. Let's face it, neither of us are going to get that bloody scholarship!
highlight (and if you've even met this woman you would know what I'm talkin' 'bout!): 5 year old boy spoke with a microphone today so her voice reached a normal decibel level.

UPDATE 16/06/06:
I got a scholarship! yay! spoke too soon and left too soon as well...

And in other news:
I found out that a certain boy doesn't like it when girls wear a skirt over pants. Why not? This I do not know. Obviously it is not a look for every girl, but then again, not every look is for every girl. That's why there are many looks and many girls. Also, its the perfect little outfit for a mildly cold day and its not too dressy or too casual. The pants say 'anti-slut', while the skirt says 'doesn't mean i can't be cute'.
Having said this...you actually need to be cute OR have a really nice matching thing going on.

I'm a real girl!

From : Xi
Sent : Thursday, 8 June 2006 5:53:07 AM
To : "anna lu"
Subject : Re: not a proper call sheet - but it will do

are you from the US of A?
Xi.

You know that niggling feeling?

When parents hide something from you? Yes. I know you do.

The other day I was going through family albums and I came across one that was all my school photos from kindie to year 12. I know that I went to 4 different primaries and 1 high school and that one of the primaries had yellow and brown as school colours. So I was just looking at this really really stained picture of me in a yellow and brown uniform and I was like ‘OK yeah, that’s so and so school…but wait, I didn’t look like that when I was 7!’ So I looked closer at the emblem and it says ‘Rose Bay Primary’.

WTF?

I know that we almost bought a house in Rose Bay because it was in between the Primary school and another house that had a horse (precisly the reason my mother said no). However, I don’t remember attending the school.

Hmmm…I wonder if I have a sibling running around somewhere that I’m also not aware of.

People I will miss in the coming semester...

Maddissonn's mum said that we should get our attitudes straight before we head to the US because we can't just be randomly mean to people. And the workshop suggested that we should keep our minds open and not judge people when we see them.
Personally, I don't think that we're that mean to begin with. Here's a list of the people i will miss the most when I'm gone...

-Broccoli Boy
-Accent Girl
-Stalker Boyfriend and his Fringe Girlfriend
-Pink shirt girl
-HA girl
-Large Marge
(Britt: we should call her something about her hair.
Madd: yeah, Hairy Mary
Britt: haha...although i don't think that Mary will actually appreciate that.
Madd: yeah, how about Large Marge?)
and my personal favourite:
-Giant Jessica Simpson.

but of course the people i will miss most are Shazzy Lulu, Threewei Jeff and FrankEinstein...
Who will you miss Maddissonn?

My Precious...

...precious precious lovely LOVELY boots got ruined in the stupid stupid rain yesterday!

KEYA: There should be some natural law that only allows rain to fall between 12 midnight and 4am.
ANNA: But what if you're out after 12 that night?
KEYA: Well, you won't be because everyone will know that it's going to rain.

You're right Keya, you're always always right!

Hello World!

My new cousins have finally arrived. They’ve been named Angela and Antony because this way it keeps up the A-N names in the family. So, on my last count it’s… 3 people.

They’re leaving hospital soon and although the boy isnt eating much at the moment, I’ve told my uncle to relish these moments as he will eat just about everything in 12 years time. The little girl is…well, what can I say? She’s a girl, and we’re all girls in the family so she’ll do fine.

I’m just still a little upset that they didn’t go with my name suggestions of Bently and Beyonce.

MADDBRITTS are going to SUNY!

yes, i know you have heard this before but now we are actually 'culturally aware'. None of this feet or yard or metres stuff...i mean we truly understand what kind of changes we will face and how to handle them. Currently i have been complaining about how bullshit tutes are but this workshop was like a double period in high school. And just like high school, i have some study notes:
KEY TERMS:
- "fished often"
- "Baad Pice" (a mispoken version of Bride price)
- "Go fish" if you "happen to be an aborigine"

KEY CONCEPTS:
- the 'gift of puberty' which is apparently a very important European tradition
- the way that the Trobian Islanders lived. This part of the workshop turned into some bizarre history lesson
Madd: how is this relevant to exchange?
Britt: i've forgotten that im going on exchange!
- In our culture our family is NOT above the law ie. Second cousins can sink or swim. we don't care.

KEY QUOTES:
- (referring to a spider diagram with many bubbles and a centre bubble that says YOU)
Britt: Who? you?
Madd: NO! not me...YOU!
- "delay judgements" ie. still be judgemental, just delay it

I have to say that this was the best class and the most work that i have done in the three semesters of being at uni. Ironic how it was about me leaving it though. But every suggestion you made in the class was 'absolutely correct'. None of this 'maybe' or 'actually...' jazz that is so common nowadays.
AND! we met two girls who were exactly like US! they even wore the same thing and it was funny because we were wearing similar outfits too! how exciting!!!!!!!!!!!