We're aiming for some D's so that on our transcript it will say D as is Distinction, not D as in A B C Dumbass.

I've noticed that the teachers here like to talk during the midterm exams.
What the hell is up with that? If I'm not allowed to bring in an essay guide or look over my shoulder at someone else's answer to question 32 or sms a friend, then they shouldn't be allowed to answer stupid questions regarding spelling or making jokes.
It's so disruptive to my already mangled brain. I don't need someone going:
"remember this painting guys? remember? we did it the other day. Just answer the question about it and you should be fine."
or
(some guy is coughing up a lung in the Holocaust exam) "wow, it sounds like a tuberculosis ward in here!"* Then people laughed which caused more people to cough. Who does that? seriously?

* I'm beginning to see that tuberculosis is a big deal around here.