Monday, September 25, 2006

I'm as kinky as a cheap garden hose

I'm naked and in the middle of New york City and i dont know where my hotel is
I'm naked and I'm on a train with my uncle
I'm naked and I'm sitting a calculus exam

You can tell that I'm dreaming because i would never sit a calculus exam. But imagine this - now what does it mean?
that was the question of the day in the psyche class this morning.

then we were discussing the best way to sleep and she suggests that if we dont fall asleep after 20 minutes in bed then we should get up and do something until we are drowsy. She also suggests that we should do something pleasurable for 10 - 15minutes every night in bed before we actually sleep. then she kindly reminded us to keep beds purely for sleeping and sexual activities.

is my teacher kinky or what? why can't she pick normal examples?


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is completely off topic but seeing as you like comments,I'm watching random shit on youtube (so far, dmetri martin- so hot and funny!!! Same for steve byrne! Britney was so cute before kevin started leeching off her :( And still friggen love daily show!)....and remember Michael Jackson's anniversary special? And that bit where the woman in the audience goes OH MY GOD?

Anonymous said...

Example, when britney was performing with MJ, she was HOT! To save you searching for it, copy and paste!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McLacKKA69o&mode=related&search=

Now she's just blubber :( :( :(

Anonymous said...

watch it! Don't be a lazy bum