so i was at my friends birthday drinks the other night and there was a guy sitting next to me and my other friend. He had nice hair (no visible scalp - definite bonus), nice clothes (good sense of layering) and just generally not a jerk. He even had a cigarette which wasnt too bad because i thought that he could pull it off quite well.
but then he also pulled out...
...a chapstick.
And I was like oh hell no! i mean, i appreciate men who look after their skin ( the Dove range is really good to anyone who's reading) and i understand that it was bitterly cold and dry that night, but there's something called the bathroom. Girls dont have to go, but guys certainly do. So here's the new standard - 'must not have skincare/lipcare products on person.'
there are only two things that are worse:
- a guy with a TUB of lip balm
- a guy who asks to borrow your lip balm.
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It's a weird picture, smoking and applying lip balm at the same time! It says "Ok, so my skin is going to get yellow from smoking, but I still want my lips to look beautiful?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Add this to your list of things of what you are/are not looking for in a guy.
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