CELEBRITY SITING

#1
My dad claims to have met Andie Mcdowell while he was in Shang Hai.
Dad: Hey, you know that woman who was in that film with hugh grant?
Me: yes?
Dad: what's her name?
Me: which film?
Dad: the one that had 6 weddings.
Me: ok ( i dont bother correcting anymore)
dad: that one! i saw her in shang hai! i was having coffee with a friend and i saw her there! But i've forgotten her name because she's not that pretty.
i agree, a bit butch for my liking but that's hardly a reason to forget a girl's name.

#2
having lunch the other day and i swear to god that i saw Chris Martin from Coldplay. He wasn't with Gwyneth or Apple or Moses. But then again, it's not like they're a chain gang.
He didn't have an accent either but then again it was loud and i couldnt hear properly.
Also he wasnt really wearing Chris Martin type clothes, but then again what the hell are Chris Martin type clothes?
But i swear it was him!