the one with all the good calls - darren's disney princess party

I would like to commend everyone on a terrific night last night. I mean, we were all so on the ball. GOLD.

• "It's Woody Allen all over again!" (this is the latest thing to say if you are or want to be cool)
• "Sandra's not drinking on the job anymore."
• "lock the doors, Ferris is heading out west!"
• the possibility of Daren living in the bush.
• IT'S STEF! STEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• the constant playing of Phil Collins/Genesis on the radio
• Stef slaving away in the kitchen while daren sat on his butt.
• The Shrine of Daren. There are 3 panels of photos in the living room ALL dedicated to him.
• Making fun of Daren because he lives in a CUL-DE-SAC - "those Cul-de-sac people! they think that they're sooooo good! oh, we dont need lights or house numbers because we already know where everyone lives!"
• Driving with the hazard lights on up and down the street and the 3 of us hanging out the window trying to look for house numbers which proved to be highly difficult (granted both mary and i weren't wearing our glasses.)
• honking and yelling out DAREN!!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!?! WHERE IS YOUR HOUSE?????! in an attempt to find where he lives.
• forcing daren's friend Sam to eat pizza (EAT IT!) and then scaring him off.
• those really big snakes that you cant tie with your tongue no matter how good a kisser you are.
• "so where does that Pacific highway start?"

Mary's lovely drawings on my shoe:
Anna: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
mary: Lips. what did you think it was?
Anna: Oh! i thought it was an ink blot!

Everyone talking about how Nikki Webster posed 'provocatively' on the cover of Zoo magazine.
Donna: yeah it was so gross.
a little while later
Gwen: wait. where is this zoo that makes you get naked?

MARY: well, Australia can't be a povo third world country! they've now got porn in their zoos!

Mary: so for your going away we've decided that we have to go to sizzlers!
Anna: yeah!! love sizzlers.
Gwen: where are you going?
Mary: SIZZLERS! DONT YOU LISTEN? oh right...she's going to New York.

along king george road near wiley park station.
Anna: okay ladies, look to your left. what the hell are they building?
Keya: dunno...
Anna: i know! im so perplexed.
Mary: its a brigde.
Anna and Keya: ohhhhhhhhhh.
Mary: you see we had one at our DAS school.
Anna: well in our privileged schools we had electricity for lights.

• NOT playing team monopoly. tear.
  
• NOT eating the crunch spicy apple cake. double tear.
• mary trying to prove to me that she ALWAYS says 'no good' (like Kath and Kim) by saying it after EVERYTHING that she said and then saying 'see! i say it all the time!'
• discover that team aniston is the best and angelina can go get stuffed with her rainbow family.

And Finally at the party, a lack disney and a lack of princesses. No lack of Daren however.