Eat F*&king Fresh

Eat somewhere else I say...
I've had Subway maybe, oh...twice in my life. And although the sandwiches are good, the process of buying the thing is NOT worth it.

The first time I was simply overwhelmed with the choices and did NOT KNOW what I wanted on my sandwich. At any other store you could just say "I want a Big Mac and you know what you are getting."

The second time this is what happened. The sandwich was all made up and
Me: Can i have it toasted?
Guy: Urgh...i asked you that already. I guess you didn't hear me.
Me: Sorry, but can I have it toasted please?
Guy: I said that in the beginning! now all your salads are on here...
Me: yeah, I dont care, its okay, just toast it please?
Guy: It's okay, you just didn't listen, we all make mistakes.
WTF?
I gave him the biggest, filthiest look and I was like okay, just toast the thing. So we stood there waiting for it - for what seemed like days - and he starts making small talk...
Guy: so how has your day been?
How do you think buddy? I've just been given a life lesson by YOU, a Subway guy.