OLD girl!

dear like, my diary!

yesterday i was watching 'Mean Girls' with my friend and she was like 'can you believe that Rachel McAdams (who plays Regina George) is like 28 or something?'
and i was like 'NO WAY!'
and she was like 'Yeah...'
so i imdb- ed her today and it's true...
Rachel McAdams
Date of birth
7 October 1976
London, Ontario, Canada

its just that she pulls off playing a high schooler so well...

feeling HOT HOT HOT!

dear like, my diary...

okay so this is totally the first Saturday that i have had off in like THREE WHOLE YEARS! no joke. Before this whole amazing pop career, i was at a weekend job like other high schoolers so thats why i didnt have any free saturdays and now well, Im on call 24 HOURS 8 days a week! Its like being a doctor or something...but today being Christmas Eve, it is my day off! however, i am sooo sunburnt! my shoulders are like falling off and my face is like a lobster. My left arm hurts so much that i can't move and I have to wear t-shirts to not make it any worse. On top of that we all went back to the doctors for another vaccination so i got shot again in the right arm which is totally sore right now!
I dont know whether to be happy about my saturday off or not...

why are old guys sleazy?

just because im wearing a tank and my bra strap shows a little does NOT mean you have to be sleazy about it okay? its not my fault that the freakin' top is cut that way!
sorry, just a little angst from the second round of auditions that we had. We prepped the dancers before we started and i talked a little bit about what i thought the song was about and what the dance should convey.

ME: so like, this song is about being really comfortable about yourself and not making fun of other people. Like when something embarrassing happens to someone just let them know and NOT make fun of them okay?
SLEAZY GUY: yeah i get it. like if your top was falling down a little bit i wouldnt be like "OMG!'
ME: uh...yeah
SLEAZY GUY: yeah i wouldnt stare or anything (and he stares to make the point of what he WON'T do).
ME: okay....so great that you get the point of the song.
SLEAZY GUY: yeah yeah...because its not about embarrassing someone. Like i might just tell you and help you pull it up a bit but i wouldn't embarrass you about it.

so i kicked him and he didnt dance so good after that - which is the official reason why we didnt hire him...

a little sex education

dear like, my diary
let me explain to you the origin of semen

Maddissonn: you get it? like it sounds like semen...
Brittanneyy: yeah i get it...
Maddissonn: well thats how the word semen came about. It originated from SEAmen who came home and lots of sex with the girls in their beds. And they had lots of sex and thats how they got semen.
Brittanneyy: really?
Maddissonn: NO!

in my defence, I've never had sex with a seaman so how am i supposed to know about these things? it all sounded so convincing...

could i BE any angrier?

dear like my diary,

Urgh! Shooting a video clip is such a hassle! I mean because we are doing some shooting outside, all I want is a trailer. It doesn’t even have to be bigger than Maddissonn’s – just somewhere to keep all of my eyeliners make up you know? So I’ve been hassling people and they won’t respond to me and they say that there are more important things.
I decided to find out what was SO terribly important and it turns out that they are having trouble securing the other place that we want to shoot! It’s only an elevator in a building! What is up with the fees and the massive thing about getting security guards? I mean, are they afraid of stage rushes or something? Because there isn’t a stage there people!
Anyway, apparently the producers are just having sooo much trouble with finalizing the location and I can’t understand why an organization (say a university) wouldn’t want to help out its own people…
If anyone knows let me know so I can get my goddamn trailer!

oh the clotting...

OMG!
I didn't want to let the news leak but i can't let this one slide.
So we are not only making a music clip but preparing for a tour soon and so all the crew and us have been asked to get health checks...
so we're like okay and most of us did it this weekend and there were no problems (because we don't normally hire people with issues anyway). We all went for blood tests and look at what happened to one of our crew members!
That's from ONE needle people!

our first video clip!

So there are some major preparations for our first VIDEO shoot!
We have a really cool small crew like 12 people Dave our producer said that we are going for a Charlies Angels silhouette look. Me and Maddissonn totally agree because our song is all about girl power and the inner strength of a person. But mainly girls because its called "You Go Girl!"

So far I dont know what's going on but we are auditioning some back up dancers in a few days which will be so fun because i get to be there and DANCE! I love back up dancers - Maddissonn and i have a great joke about them being in the back and stuff.

anyhoo, totally keep you guys posted on how the auditions go...

Dads MUST Earn More Money

So today I was going to my friend’s house and I thought that I would be like a normal non famous person and catch public transport. I was at the subway and I was by myself for a while which was totally cool. But then this family – a dad and his two young daughters – came which was cool too. Then they sat next to me which was okay cool. But then the older girl, who was like 10, went and sat on the edge of the platform! That was not cool! The train wasn’t coming and the dad wasn’t making much of an effort to get her up so she just sat there for like ages like that.
All of a sudden I hear this cry, I look over and she’s gotten up and limped back towards us. She was missing a shoe.
So there’s a bit of a domestic between the family next to me and I’m like OMG! But I couldn’t move away because it’s rude you know? Then all three of them leave their stuff (they completely trust me by now) and move over to where the shoe was dropped. Then they all peer over the edge but they couldn’t see where it was. By this time the train from the other direction was pulling into the station.
Like, straight after the trains is out of sight the father LOWERS THE YOUNGER DAUGHTER ONTO THE TRACKS TO GET THE SHOE! But everyone knows that when one train leaves it means that the other one is coming and the little girl who is like 4 years old is taking forever to find the shoe. All the while I’m fully having a heart attack…
She finds the shoe and she’s really angry that she’s just been made to do that which is like, totally understandable and they come back and all have a seat next to me again.

Oh sorry, have I been saying shoe? I meant FLIP-FLOP!!!!!!!!!!! So this little girl was made to go get ONE $4 flip-flop off the train tracks. All I can say is that for once I’m really glad that the trains were late.
So for God sake earn more money so your children can have back up shoes.

Stuff by other people...

Some of my friends have gone on to college while Maddissonn and I have been getting super famous. I totally respect that. I think that a love for animals and an education are the most important things that a person can have. My friends are so talented and some are learning to work with computers which I hear are so ‘lets get a fat free smoothie’ hot right now.

Mary and Luci have been so nice and sent in their work for me to show all you guys. You know, I look at this website and I don’t understand any of it and I don’t know who some of the randoms are and I think to myself… that’s just beautiful.
http://ssinct.chaosnet.org/gc/george_index.htm

the latest addition collin...

guess what everyone?

no that's wrong.

unless you guessed that Brittanneyy has bought herself a fish! his name is COLLIN like from LANO and WOODLEY. I totally think that Collin and Colin look alike - i think its the eyes...

im so excited about him - i've already asked Maddissonn if we can take him on tour and she said 'TOTALLY!" and then we hugged. He already has a spot in the tour bus. Maddissonn was worried that when we turned corners he might tip over, but i told her like 'there's no way if he's in between two book stands okay?'

now i know that it looks like there is totally lightning striking him...but there really isnt so everyone can calm down.

but i hope he doesn't die like buble, beanie, bently and the other three i can't remember...

new beginnings

dear like, my diary...

could this BE more fun?but i totally dont get what why they call it a blog? why blog? why? blog? why blog? some one told me it was because it was on the web and it was a log.
but i dont get it...