dear like, my diary
let me explain to you the origin of semen
Maddissonn: you get it? like it sounds like semen...
Brittanneyy: yeah i get it...
Maddissonn: well thats how the word semen came about. It originated from SEAmen who came home and lots of sex with the girls in their beds. And they had lots of sex and thats how they got semen.
Brittanneyy: really?
Maddissonn: NO!
in my defence, I've never had sex with a seaman so how am i supposed to know about these things? it all sounded so convincing...
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dear, like, my comment
OMG! Can you like, get out of my head, i totally had this dream once! The only difference was that i was a whale and i was talking to a man with wooden teeth about trains....see - EXACTLY THE SAME!
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