the one wearing pink is the girl, the one with the stripes and the duck is the boy

Tonight we celebrated Angie and Tony's 'birthday'. It's chinese to celebrate their one month birthday but tonight was actually their two month so i put it down to the fact that there are two of them.
anyway, enough about them...I discovered another group like the uni group. these are kids that i stopped hanging out with when i turned 8. they just talk about EVERYTHING
"hey, wasn't it funny that night that we played strip poker?"
"OMG that girl looks like she hasn't even hit puberty. THAT girl looks like she's hit puberty. Do YOU remember when you hit puberty?" I was like stop saying puberty
Speaking of puberty, i realised that the next big bashy celebrationy thing for someone's baby will be for........ME

SIZZLER!

camara? camaray? caram? ohhh....carramar. I have to say, it was very good despite my initial reservations of moving away from my regular sizzler in carlton (i've just realised how disturbing it is to have a regular sizzler). i still suggest you go to both and see for yourself
carramar: has booze
carlton: has corn
also, there is now take away sizzler. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ABOUT? how can you take away sizzler? thats just cheating on yourself.

And i know I've said this before, but i am really really going to miss the whole uni gang. we just have the best things to talk about and do
- growing pubic hair. Its not a big deal for girls so it must be some sort of male/look at my body hair thing.
- westies like to go on swings after sizzler. and next to the swing is a giant crop circle thing with a tree in the middle. i dont know what thats about but we played in it anyway.
- watching multiple tables come and leave during the course of our stay
- watching the sun go up and down again during the course of our stay

and as always, there were a few good calls of the day but i have to say that his tops the list:
LUCI: (she went around taking photos of everyone so that we could have 'portraits' of our friends when we are in NY) So, Daren how do you want to look in your portrait?
DAREN: (seriously) Oh, I'm thinking like, you know, relaxed...
WHO SAYS THAT?! but here it is...Daren looking relaxed




mary decided that not looking at the camera made you look better in a photo. I dont know, i have a before and after shot there for you to decide (keya being the constant and luci and i being variables). But it also means that now i have a lot of photos of a large group of friends all smiling at the camera except for mary who's chosen to smile at something else...

No wait...i take that back

technology is pretty ok.
So a while ago, i emailed the ABC and requested to see Pinky beecroft back on the Glasshouse and tonight, on their 200th episode special he was ON!
i like to think that i had a little (tiny) something to do with it but i dont know, you do the math.
(those who watched it should get it and be laughing right now)

technology sucks!

so after the whole laptop thing, i come home from work the other day and the DVD player has stopped working.
OH
MY
GOD!
so im like its ookkkk...because i can just go buy a cleaner tomorrow. This idea is rejected, instead it is taken back to the dodgy fob who sold it to us. We got a new one that only shows things in pink or blue. this may be due to two reasons:
1) i dont know how to read (unlikely)
2) its not actually NEW, its off the boat like everything else! (very likely)

So im a reduced to watching 'shock docs' and that Ivan Milat special.

Bouncing back from being screwed

i have to say, the book is better than this thing because at least you dont have to hear her voice. You just have to put up with sentences like "i like wearing blue. it makes me feel like a princess."

I promise...this is my first and last Paris entry (hehehe).

I've never needed alcohol more in my life...

I'm pretty sure this one wasnt a dream because i was actually really angry...


Mum: hey! How come the new laptop broke? i was just playing a game and then everything stopped.
Dad: It's ok. I'll fix it...

i dont think that the world is big enough for the 4 of us...

"We are best friends and we always dress alike."
"STAY STRONG & YOU CAN NEVER GO WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!"
"DON'T EVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS- KEEP YOUR DREAMS ALIVE- BECAUSE IN THE WORDS OF SLY- YOU CAN MAKE IT IF YOU TRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

maddissonn? are you out there in another band and you just haven't told me?

i almost bought some white pants today...

like big baggy summer ones. The ones that have no pockets. The ones that are like, made of canvas. The ones that have the huge HUGE HUGE hair elastic as the wasteband. the kind that people do karate in. I can't seem to find a picture but it's the ones for $39.95 at miss shop.

thank the good lord they didnt have my size. Other people seriously need to come shopping with me.

Dessert Bonanza

For donnas birthday we all went to have high tea. now i dont know what you think when you hear those words, but i imagine ladies in lovely hats eating finger food and drinking all sorts of flavoured tea. However, upon arrival i stuffed my face with whatever the hell i could find at the buffet! It was a magical table with mini-sandwiches, mouses, cakes, pastries and fruit which they encouraged you to dip into the chocolate fountain.
In my defense, i hadnt eaten that day.

THEN! tonight i was having some nanna's dessert pastries (filled with chunky apple and custard) and on the packet it said 12 but when i placed them on the tray for baking i realised that there was 13! i was like WOW! it was so magical i even called my mum in who was outside doing the laundry to have a look.
In my defense, i believe packets when they tell me things.

Now i wonder what magical things will happen at Sizzler...

this call may be recorded to improve service and for security reasons.

a telemarketer from a cable tv company calls the other day and asks if i would like to install cable tv. and i say no. and he says really? and i say yeah. and he says we have really good deals though. and i say no, im pretty happy with the deal i have now (the free one). and he says really? you're happy with commerical television?
then he scoffs
then he hangs up.

a TELEMARKETER hung up on ME.