SUE - THRIFT MAXIMUX #23

Full Cream milk to me is now like Dial Up Internet. Haven't had it for three years and my life is SOOO much better.
Drink skim
I get that babies have to have Full cream. That's ok, but the regular human beings should be considering the fact that Dairy Farmers Skim contains 37% calcium whereas Full cream contains less.
Drink skim
The thing that used to stop me from switching was because the 1Litre price difference between both bottles was too noticable, but the perfect solution has presented itself.
Drink skim
COLES Skim sells at $1.55 a litre and averages 40% calcium. So brand power my foot (unless you call Coles a brand) and DRINK SKIM!

Tiffs and Jifs

A lady from my friend's work recently resigned as did a lady from mine. While her lady received round brilliant diamond earings from Tiffanys valued at $4000 ( I was trying to find the actual picture when I got blinded by this one. Isn't it beautiful!?!')
mine received some Jif and kinky gloves because 'it's sooo great when you clean! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA'

and to that I say NO. NO NO NO NO NO.
My friend Sue (self proclaimed THRIFT MAXIMUS) and I discussed the situation and decided that it's not funny when you point out the fact that the rest of you are lazy turds and can't clean up after yourselves even though you're grown people.
It's not nice when I've given my life to this company and my gift is something that I can afford with 5 minutes worth of pay.
And it's definitely not like I'm shallow and live for diamonds that come in an instantly recognisable pale blue box (because I will take any diamond that you can throw vaguely in my direction).

oh wait, this didn't actually happen to me. But still, SPLURGE PEOPLE!

wahhhh

I've been over eating due to stress: let's see what did i eat today....no wait, what DIDN'T i eat today?
Plus i feel that my body is FILLED with lactic acid - you know that pain - and just two minutes ago some LOSER!! i know from school accidently msn'd me saying
"hey! do you still have kley's number? he just stood me up in the middle of LONDON!!!!!!"

so admist everything else, i now wish i was with someone in the middle of London. Or better yet, being stood up by someone in the middle of London because I like the drama...